Rhythmically Challenged T-Shirts

"Right click twice, now left click."

Marimba

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Chano Pozo,

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Music producers.

The Drummer

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Sportsman and music

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

A tessellation of running figures.

"And as if that wasn't bad enough. They've discovered that I'm allergic to bandages!"

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

She's a natural.

A dog banging a snare drum.

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

Musical Mestizo.

You're 22 hours early, Lance. I thought I was two hours late. Which do you prefer?

"Want to know how we're able to relate to our grandchildren? Ronald, hit me with a sick beat..."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Subway Chanteys

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)