Musically Challenged Neighbor T-Shirts

'I said, what time does his violin lesson finish?'

$1: Family Secrets

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Loud Chorister

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'I see we've got a devout mac user at no. 23.'

"...And somebody's been listening to my Berlioz!"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Nice to see you!

A huge, mind-boggling number.

Satellite crashes to earth.

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

Mower Fraud!

Privacy in the garden.

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

Tangled wires.

There are some bad neighbors in the building where I live. One creep was kicked out for inappropriate actions. I call him "The Flash." "Catwoman" violates the no-pets policy. "Aquaman" hogs all the hot water. And the "Green Hulk" is a huge guy who berates people when they don't separate recyclables from other trash. On the plus side, when anything breaks here, it is quick fixed. Ah, "Superman"!

"There's suburbia for you: halfway there, then everything grinds to a halt."

"Disgusting-all they grow in their garden is HAIR!"

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.