Rhythm Romantics T-Shirts

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Scientists are sexy

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

After the Sentence

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

Dance.

Zumba

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

cuPad

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Book publishing.

Zoom Wedding

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

It's the thought that counts!

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Edvard Grieg.

William Wordsworth

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.