Rhythm Romancer T-Shirts

Salsa Queen.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Marimba

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Dance.

Music producers.

Zumba

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

The Drummer

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

The Little Drummer Boy.

Tango

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Musical Bicycle.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Sportsman and music

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Football drummer

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."