Rhythm Romantics Gifts

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Scientists are sexy

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

After the Sentence

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

Dance.

Zumba

cuPad

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Book publishing.

Zoom Wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

Edvard Grieg.

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Graduation keynote speakers.

The Joy Of Txt...

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

William Wordsworth

It's the thought that counts!

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."