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'Mathematician's Rap.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Soldier armed with a pen.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Slalom

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Rolling Stones

Mick Jagger at 95.

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

Me... And My... Shadow...

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

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