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'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

The Pink Bantha

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry repairman

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

Forrest Gander

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

Diplo

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.