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"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"This family seems to multiply every year."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Magic Act

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"I got a job!"

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Magician Playing Golf.

Parenting Skills Training

In Difficulties.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'