Rhubarb Rebels T-Shirts

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Choice is Obvious

Rugby Player

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

"Wild Blueberries"

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"He shows enormous potential."

Dead House Plant

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

I've turned to the darkside!

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

HELL'S TILLERS.

'Film extras drinks night'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Way too much information on your resume.

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

An angry mob of Rabbits have finally found the person who has their former feet using them for good luck charms

Turning the Tables Around

Weapons of mass lactation

''Gardening leave' wasn't an option. It didn't really isolate ex-partners from the firms clients.'