Rhubarb Rebels T-Shirts

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The Choice is Obvious

Rugby Player

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"Wild Blueberries"

"He shows enormous potential."

Dead House Plant

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

I've turned to the darkside!

"But this is the way we've always done it."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

HELL'S TILLERS.

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

'Film extras drinks night'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

Way too much information on your resume.

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

An angry mob of Rabbits have finally found the person who has their former feet using them for good luck charms

Weapons of mass lactation

"5:30? Already?"

'Have you got some cash, buddy?'