Rheumatism Researcher Gifts

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

"Our war is against cancer."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Disease Management

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Fighting the Pandemic

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Corona Funeral

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Coronavirus

Covid Shield

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.