Revisionist Thinker Gifts

"Here come the revisionists."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Cactus seats.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

"Things are looking up!"

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"The success of the guillotine helped it's inventor get ahead...let me rephrase that..."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"1971... 2015..."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

An Imaginary 'Republican' House of Commons Puts Pitt on Trial

Rush Limbaugh

Catalan sentence