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"I wrote it strictly for the reviews."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Airplane Mode.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Baker Romance

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Hospital Departments

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

The Wishing Well

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.