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"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

Compression

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

'I have power - but it's not the kind that's easy to abuse.'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

The Modern Damocles -

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

"I don't do intimidation"

"A few of the staff are still a little unsure of their roles in the company...so here's a quick recap."

'Was there any further criticism om my proposal?'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'Works for me.' (picture of big fish swallowing smaller fish.)

'You can't be CEO, I am!'

Cat walking dog.

Female Dominance.

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'I will of course yield to whomever agrees with me.'

"If I can control everyone around me it would help my damaged self esteem."

"And this, Wilcox, is my reality."

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.