Revenue Rainmaker Gifts

"#Win!"

Man showing in the rain.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

How Optimism Works

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Money Tree

Drought's Over

Watering can helmet.

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

Ark under giant brolly.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Dancing in Love

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

Noah and the skunks...

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

'It's a new design to save water.'