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"We've pretty much maxed out our operating efficiencies. How about a bake sale?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'The financial advisor is here.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

Stock Exchange.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'