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'And this is where my meds kicked in.'

'Our Web design company had a financial reversal last month. We made money.'

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Annual profits,

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

ACME Balloon Company.

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

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'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'There are only three things that matter in this world, son... bottom line...'

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

Sales.

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."