Returning From Safari Prints

"I'm dying to hear about your safari."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Zoo animals.

Elephant ass selfie.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Limerick Airport

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Whiplash..."

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

Airport