Retrospective Dreamer Gifts

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Pipe Dream.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Awkward First Dates