Retro Writing Aficionado Pillows

Burning the midnight oil.

"Meet The Author"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

1950's.

Dip Pen

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'