Retro Workplace Enthusiast Pillows

'We keep Amos around just in case the computers break down.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'These are job perks.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Computer Class.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

Mr Yomp quickly got the hang of his new laptop.

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Early on-line shopping

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

1950's.

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."