Office Nostalgia Lover Pillows

'In every office there's always someone who didn't get the message.'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

"Don't trust anyone whose job was created after 1995."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

401K

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

"Oops! Wrong plug."

"I miss the old cubicles."

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Norman, leadership is about more than telling everyone to be more like you."

I'd rather be at the office.

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Would everyone please join hands for a moment? I'd like to try jump-starting this meeting!'

Reluctant Directorship.