Retro Timekeeper Mugs

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Hour Glass

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Policeman's face reveals clock.