Retro Tech Humorist Mugs

"I think I'm going to take my kid's advice and go with a phone that doesn't have a cord."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."