Retro Relisher T-Shirts

"You just put it in the slot - you don't to push the 'send' key!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

Old songs made new

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

'He's a square!'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

Solar Flares

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Tabby Road

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

The last of the mullet.