Retro Play Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Early Colour TV

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Computer Class.

'It's an antique!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."