Retro Parent Pillows

'Dude, you shouldn't let your mom ride your skateboard.'

"Put on your gladrags, honey, I found us a sitter."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Early Colour TV

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Werewolves of London..."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"He just said his first word!"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Fossil record player.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'