Retro Parent Pillows

'Dude, you shouldn't let your mom ride your skateboard.'

"Put on your gladrags, honey, I found us a sitter."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Missing Sock Returns

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

Early Colour TV

"Werewolves of London..."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Fossil record player.

"He just said his first word!"

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

The Old Time Television Channel

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."