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"If you ask me, between my stuff and your stuff, there's nothing left to invent."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Early on-line shopping

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Computerized Dollhouse.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'I call it 'Myspace'''

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Old and new technologies

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

He still refuses to upgrade.

'Reinvent yourself, and get back to us.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'