Retro Fisher Gifts

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Fish hunting for men.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Only caught one, eh."

'Music & Gym'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

Summer Sledding

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'This must be the 'worse' part of 'for better or worse'!'

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Overturned boat.

A man fishing see a sign on a billboard: Did You Forget Mother's Day?

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Will you get of that computer and do some homework!"

Ice Whaling

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"Tonight? I thought it was tomorrow night."

"We're lost again! Our GPS up there needs to be upgraded."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

"You'll find trolling a lot easier with a boat."