Retro Fashionistas Pillows

'Technophobes - I can spot 'em a mile away.'

Janis

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You've got night fever."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Marilyn Ghost

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pizza and Karaoke

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Marilyn Monroe

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Like, Real Gone...

Lady in Blue Dress