Retro Fashionistas Pillows

'Technophobes - I can spot 'em a mile away.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You've got night fever."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Marilyn Ghost

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pizza and Karaoke

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Wild and crazy salmon

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Like, Real Gone...

Lady in Blue Dress

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

Uncle Sam Fashion

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."