Retro Fashion Aficionados Pillows

Help! I can't move! It's the suction.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"You've got night fever."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Austin Powers

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Robin Hood Flies.

Marilyn Ghost

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Marilyn Monroe

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Uncle Sam Fashion

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Like, Real Gone...

Lady in Blue Dress

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Truman Capote

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

Back to School '95

70s Night.