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Learning the Polka

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Fossil record player.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Do you do much walking?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Interpretive napping

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Groovy Baby

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

The Four Tops in Concert

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."