Retro Dance Fan Mugs

Learning the Polka

Radio City Music Hall. What should we do with the ladies who are only good at the old dance routines? Fire the retro Rockettes!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Fossil record player.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Colonial Larrysburg.

1930's Lady.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Interpretive napping

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Young Elvis

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."