Retriever On Wheels Fan Pillows

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Tree Squirrel

The Salmon Fisherman

Running out of Gas.

Ancient taxi

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Inflatable car

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

Bottle Bank.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

Fuel economy.

Cows on a bus.

"No recordering allowed!"

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street