Retriever On Wheels Fan Pillows

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Tree Squirrel

The Salmon Fisherman

Running out of Gas.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Ancient taxi

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Inflatable car

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Angry pensioner

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Bottle Bank.

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

Cylinder Head

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'Whoah, look! Jed's got new wheels!'

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

'It's a good start, Harcroft, but I don't think the Green Party will buy it.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

Fuel economy.

Cows on a bus.

An English Coachman Swaggers Down the Street