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"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Teamwork!

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

Queen of Upcycling!

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Best Scapegoat

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Death coach..."