Retirement Visionary Prints

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Waiting for retirement.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

401K

Best Places to Retire

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

RRSP once stood for Registered Retirement Savings Plan, now stands for Really, Really Small Potatoes!

Saving for Retirement.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Do you call this a business plan?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"