Retirement To Enjoy Nature Pillows

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Positively Petersham

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Tourist

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

A man sitting in the grass reading

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"What … have … you … done?"

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Dun spellchecking.

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Beard, socks and sandals.

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Ferguson's not like the rest of us - he's AROUND the hill.'