Retirement Strategy Buff Gifts

'The man you're replacing had some objections to the early retirement program.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Will work for ETFs

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Alternative fielding positions

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"He thought this would illustrate the company hierarchy more clearly than the organizational chart."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'It's come to my notice, Simpson, that YOU'RE the glitch in the system.'

' A new idea '

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"I don't like the look of this."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Tic-tac-toe

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"It's our new corporate strategy. I'd get on board if I were you, Watkins."

401K

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."