Retirement Savings Prints

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

'Now remember, it is never too soon to start thinking about a pension.'

"Great! According to this pension calculator, I'll only have to work an extra sixty hours a week to survive in retirement!"

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

A little something aside for a rainy day

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I just..."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."