Retirement Renegades Prints

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Queen of Upcycling!

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Declared Victory Garden"

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"I rolled over my 401K into the football pool."

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

Looks like his business confidence is picking up.

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'I'm sixty-five. I'm retiring from being a house wife!'

"He retired at an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."

Unusual Retirement Plans

Old man with straw in gin.

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'