Riding Renegades Prints

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Tractor Racing

Ready for a run!

House hunting is cruel.

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Solar Storm Expected!

"Declared Victory Garden"

The lessor of two evils.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

George Washington Toll Plaza

"I'll email the landlord."

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.