Riding Renegades Prints

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"OK, ready to go again?"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Tractor Racing

Ready for a run!

House hunting is cruel.

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Solar Storm Expected!

The lessor of two evils.

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"Declared Victory Garden"

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

George Washington Toll Plaza

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

"I'll email the landlord."