Retirement Planning Mugs

Start their retirement mornings with a humorous mug that celebrates their new financial freedom. Perfect for coffee breaks and new beginnings alike.

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'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.' mockup

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

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"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals." mockup

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

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'How late do you expect to be working?' mockup

'How late do you expect to be working?'

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'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.' mockup

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

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'What's that noise?'

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"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000." mockup

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

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'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'

'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.' mockup

'Have you thought about aging slower? Your 401(k) is in terrible shape.'

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Unusual Retirement Plans

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'I'm just saying, if our income is 'fixed', how come we're 'broke'?'

'I'm just saying, if our income is 'fixed', how come we're 'broke'?' mockup

'I'm just saying, if our income is 'fixed', how come we're 'broke'?'

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"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes." mockup

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

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"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."

"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet." mockup

"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."

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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep." mockup

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

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'There's nothing wrong with entering magazine sweepstakes - but have you folks considered any other retirement plans?'

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'You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet.'

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"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70." mockup

"You can afford to retire at 65, but you'll need to die at 70."

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"The good news is thet a number of GPs have agree to take action on a number of dangerous 'lifestyle' issues..." "And the bad news?..." "They've decided the best way to reduce their risk is by retiring!"

"The good news is thet a number of GPs have agree to take action on a number of dangerous 'lifestyle' issues..." "And the bad news?..." "They've decided the best way to reduce their risk is by retiring!"

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'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'

'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.' mockup

'Unfortunately, this, here, is still a mystery.'

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'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!' mockup

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

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