Retirement Planning Initiation Pillows

No we don't have a retirement plan, but we give you time off to buy lottery tickets...

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

401K

Best Places to Retire

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

You're fortunate to have reached your Golden Years. You want the Golden Handcuffs or Golden Parachute?

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Oh yes, we expect to replace you very soon. After all, the qualifications for the job aren't much."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."