Retirement Party Planner Pillows

Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good game."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Pilot with champagne.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."