Retirement Party Planner Prints

Clancy's Chow Palace was not a good choice for Emily Hargrave's retirement dinner.

'There wasn't much of a collection I'm afraid. Most of the people who really liked you are dead.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good game."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Champagne

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Punt Cake

We'll have Manhattans...

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.