Retirement Of Luggage T-Shirts

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

"Good game."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Lady of the Cake.

The experienced backpacker.

'Not that net!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Tourists

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Feel free to take notes."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Your contents have shifted."