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'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Travelling

Airport

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

"Birthday? No? Anniversary?

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

Airport: Frequent Lost Luggage Desk.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"....Need some of this nice mixed salad, to stick in the fridge & chuck out next week."

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

Man forgeting anniversary

Last exit to return and get what you forgot

Three Unwise Men

'This could get tricky, sir -- a Bosnian separatist group has your luggage.'

Forgot your password?

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'It's Fred, he wants to know if you want to go fishing Saturday. The day of our wedding anniversary.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'