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"He decided that retirement planning had to be about more than just money...."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

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'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Odd Spas

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'That was quick!'

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'Now that I'm retired, I have time for state and national meetings, but I no longer need the information.'

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"The rules don't say anything about Airbnb-ing your property to help pay off the mortgage."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...