Retirement Club Member Prints

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Good game."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pilot with champagne.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Old Karate Master

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"Death coach..."