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'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'They've been hitting the blocking sled three times as hard since I put up that bust of that nut-job business teacher, Mrs. Sisk.'

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

Yoga - moooooooo.

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"No. I blew the interview when I sniffed the interviewer's behind."

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'

'Your dog's paper trained too, huh?'

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

'Couldn't get insurance for my sled.'

Father Parrot: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'Never ever will I move by train again.'

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

'We have weapons of mass disruption.'

Bike Week

'I call my car 'Bonnie Tyler'. . . Nah - it keeps making funny rasping noises and is getting on a bit.'

"So much chum, so little time."