Retired Swayer Pillows

'You're retired now, Harold — you don't have to be a Republican any more.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"I quit."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"You've still got it Joao."

"I'm sure he was a great blocker when he was playing, but I doubt he'll be a great ad blocker."

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

Rugby golden oldies.

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

Bumper Stickers for Seniors.

(Retired) Jockeying for position.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

"I hope you've come home with something for your wind."

"There's another thing - d'you realise it's over forty-three years since I took my last wicket?"

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

"Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in - unless they've moved to a one-bedroom condo in Boca Raton."

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

Toilets of Tuscany Tour

'I think it's for retired sailors.'